Piper at the Gates of Dawn

We were rudely awoken over the Easter break by someone shouting.  With all the walls around here, sound travels very oddly so it is often not entirely clear where it is coming from.  It seemed to be from the Lane.  Or was it someone at our gates?

S pulled back the shutters and looked out.  It was a man.  Dressed as Grayson Perry.  Holding the railings of the gate and shouting 'Christian Racists!'  Cheek!  We are neither.

At seven o'clock in the morning.

Odd.